<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826</id><updated>2012-02-16T21:54:59.461-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain...</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826.post-3109072099828554272</id><published>2008-10-29T14:49:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T15:07:22.037-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Signs That I Am Getting Older</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Presented in the form of a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venn_Diagram"&gt;Venn Diagram&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oAQUKaGgKp4/SQjBEcQETgI/AAAAAAAAAEc/9G_jjpW5uIw/s1600-h/Venn+Diagram+-+Socks.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 345px; height: 334px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oAQUKaGgKp4/SQjBEcQETgI/AAAAAAAAAEc/9G_jjpW5uIw/s400/Venn+Diagram+-+Socks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262668446629645826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please note that when "Socks and Underwear Purchases" gets replaced with "Bowel Movement Frequency and Size" I intend to start mainlining some very powerful mind altering narcotics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5256411942885958826-3109072099828554272?l=gless-isms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/3109072099828554272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5256411942885958826&amp;postID=3109072099828554272' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/3109072099828554272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/3109072099828554272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/2008/10/signs-that-i-am-getting-older.html' title='Signs That I Am Getting Older'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oAQUKaGgKp4/SQjBEcQETgI/AAAAAAAAAEc/9G_jjpW5uIw/s72-c/Venn+Diagram+-+Socks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826.post-115254048048501624</id><published>2008-07-25T15:22:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T15:26:29.075-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday's Funny Links</title><content type='html'>One of the best "faux" commercials I have seen in quote awhile:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824174"&gt;WEAKSAUCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the best in reality theatre:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824285"&gt;AIRPORT MUSICAL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5256411942885958826-115254048048501624?l=gless-isms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/115254048048501624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5256411942885958826&amp;postID=115254048048501624' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/115254048048501624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/115254048048501624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/2008/07/fridays-funny-links.html' title='Friday&apos;s Funny Links'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826.post-394486941362372757</id><published>2008-07-17T16:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T16:05:11.252-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Poll-ese........I need your help!</title><content type='html'>Here's a fun new page element for everyone to enjoy....this is where you - the "viewing public" get to take control of the content of this little page here on the Internets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make me proud!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5256411942885958826-394486941362372757?l=gless-isms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/394486941362372757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5256411942885958826&amp;postID=394486941362372757' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/394486941362372757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/394486941362372757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/2008/07/poll-esei-need-your-help.html' title='Poll-ese........I need your help!'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826.post-5432664368043681693</id><published>2008-07-01T14:42:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T14:55:30.247-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Return of the Blog?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt; Holy Cow....you mean I'm alive? Yes Indeedy!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;Long hiatus I know, and I can't promise that this will be more regular, but a man can try can't he?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;So as to not overload your delicate sensibilities, just a quick story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;The wife and I recently went to Mexico on vacation....thank you President Bush for the economic stimulus check...I'm sure Mexico will appreciate it. So we arrive in the Cancun airport and after just a bit of confusion we secure a "Shared Shuttle" to our resort complex. (Ed Note: When they say "Shared Shuttle" they mean exactly that....9 people in a VW EuroVan....YIKES!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;So we get on the road on what turns out to be a 35 minute trek to our hotel, and the driver decides to put in a CD. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;"Excellent" I think to myself..."a touch of the local flavor". And then this is what I hear:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU"&gt;Apparent Mexican Folk Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;That's right....I got &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll"&gt;Rick Rolled&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt; in Mexico.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;Now THAT is the way to start a vacation!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5256411942885958826-5432664368043681693?l=gless-isms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/5432664368043681693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5256411942885958826&amp;postID=5432664368043681693' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/5432664368043681693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/5432664368043681693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/2008/07/return-of-blog.html' title='Return of the Blog?'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256411942885958826.post-7882767406652379001</id><published>2007-09-21T13:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-21T13:39:11.867-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No Pressure.....</title><content type='html'>Wow - I can't &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;believe&lt;/span&gt; it's been nearly 6 months since my last post.....oh where does the time go? New updates coming soon - I swear!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5256411942885958826-7882767406652379001?l=gless-isms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/feeds/7882767406652379001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5256411942885958826&amp;postID=7882767406652379001' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/7882767406652379001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5256411942885958826/posts/default/7882767406652379001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gless-isms.blogspot.com/2007/09/no-pressure.html' title='No Pressure.....'/><author><name>Chris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00828666030729537231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
