Signs That I Am Getting Older

Presented in the form of a Venn Diagram:

Please note that when "Socks and Underwear Purchases" gets replaced with "Bowel Movement Frequency and Size" I intend to start mainlining some very powerful mind altering narcotics.

Friday's Funny Links

One of the best "faux" commercials I have seen in quote awhile:

WEAKSAUCE

And the best in reality theatre:

AIRPORT MUSICAL

Poll-ese........I need your help!

Here's a fun new page element for everyone to enjoy....this is where you - the "viewing public" get to take control of the content of this little page here on the Internets.

Make me proud!

Return of the Blog?

Holy Cow....you mean I'm alive? Yes Indeedy!

Long hiatus I know, and I can't promise that this will be more regular, but a man can try can't he?

So as to not overload your delicate sensibilities, just a quick story.

The wife and I recently went to Mexico on vacation....thank you President Bush for the economic stimulus check...I'm sure Mexico will appreciate it. So we arrive in the Cancun airport and after just a bit of confusion we secure a "Shared Shuttle" to our resort complex. (Ed Note: When they say "Shared Shuttle" they mean exactly that....9 people in a VW EuroVan....YIKES!)

So we get on the road on what turns out to be a 35 minute trek to our hotel, and the driver decides to put in a CD.

"Excellent" I think to myself..."a touch of the local flavor". And then this is what I hear:

Apparent Mexican Folk Hero

That's right....I got Rick Rolled in Mexico.....

Now THAT is the way to start a vacation!

No Pressure.....

Wow - I can't believe it's been nearly 6 months since my last post.....oh where does the time go? New updates coming soon - I swear!